Everything's Magic

ashleypwnz @ 2006-10-11T19:49:00

2006-10-12T00:19:04Z

sooooooooo i GUESS i should update about the happenings of sunday/monday. please excuse any typos i might have. rofl new laptop = new keyboard = lots of typos.

anyway.
so sunday morning andy came up. it was going to be all good.. he was getting here at 12:15, leaving monday at 3:40 on the train. lmao or not.. he called me at like 8 or so and woke me up >:| and told me that all the trains were sold out EXCEPT 8 and 6 am... so he got the 8am one rofl was just all wtf are you serious. but then after thinking i decided i'd talk to my mom about possibly bringing him home the next day. so i talked to her, and duh she said we could. so i called him back and let him know the good news. so then i go ready and headed to missy's house. then we went to get tim where i also got my super nintendo!! so then we got to the train station, and srsly like just in time cuz right when we stepped in the door we saw andy haha.. well missy did i didn't but whatever.

k so then we went to ruby tuesday. i don't even really like that place cause all they have is like burgers.. so me and andy split an apetizer thing and it was good. then we went to the maine mall and went into the silly costume store.. then to a&f with tim and made fun of the ridic prices.. then um idk what else we went to.. a&e and saw silly undies that said laughing my ass off and stuff. after that we headed to the playground where we acted like silly kids and tim got it on with the aligator. we took some cute pictures and then decided to head off to play mini golf. i was really sad when i found NO pink fucking balls to use :[ so i had to fucking use orange or yellow or something.. he was a little asian boy. and fuckin i won. i pwnd everyone~ andy came in second, tim third, and missy last. then me and andy went to shaw's..sigh i can't get away from that place.. and we bought some food to eat that night. some ice cream and cookies and soda basically. yeah, we're so healthy. so then we got home and ATTEMPTED to hook up my super nintendo.. to make a long story short tim never gave me the adapter that i need to plug into the snes. and me, being a stupid girl who knows basically nothing about how technology works, thought that the snes got its power from the tv :[ so fucking me and andy went to walmart.. my parents let him drive my moms car. lmao it was actually really cute for some reason. and walmart is awesome and didn't have it. so we decided to go to radioshack..it was closed! so no snes for us! but we really didn't care that much.

the rest of the night we basically just cuddled and stuff. we went outside for like.. 2 minutes and looked at the stars. then i heard something in the woods and got really scared so we went inside hahaha.. the night was basically really amazing though. cuddling with andy = best thing in the world, seriously. then like half way through the night i started feeling pretty crappy. just like that feeling when you're really over hungry but you know you're not.. but anyways, at like 4am we went in the living room and cuddled on the couch and watched dane cook and ate ice cream! lmao something about it was so so adorable and i loved it so much. but then i really started feeling like crap, like i was going to throw up but i kinda knew i didn't have to.. it just felt like it. so i woke my mom up cuz i need her when i'm sick lmao :[ she tried looking for medicene but we had none so i just sat on the bathroom floor for 5 minutes waiting for her to come back.. then i thought maybe a shower would help, and it did a little. but then i really just wanted to cuddle with andy and sleep. so we did.. well he did. he got to sleep first, and he kinda breathes loud so it was hard for me to fall asleep lmao but then i finall did and he woke me up >:\.. i must admit, i was pretty irritated by it at first cause i just wanted to fucking sleep i was so tired and felt like crap. but then i woke up a little and my mom came in my room with meds she got from the store and i kinda still slept cuz i didnt want to take it haha.. but then andy made me take it. rofl he is seriously the cutest, most amazing boy ever. i don't know of anyone else besides my mom who would take care of me like that. at first i felt really bad for not feeling well, but i also really liked having him take care of me, and just cuddle with me. it all made me feel a lot better. so then i pretty much felt fine the rest of the day, there were a few times i felt icky but for the most part it was alright. we ended up going to radioshack to see if they had an adpater, the didn't! so then we went to mcdonalds and got snack wraps.. we were gonna eat em at the playground but there were retarded kids there! so we just came back here and ate..

as it got closer to the time that we'd have to bring him to meet his dad the more i didn't want him to leave. this time i just felt a lot closer to him.. and i didn't want to let that feeling go yet. i really couldn't help but cry. but it was more of a happy cry than sad. every time we're with each other i just know even more that we belong together. i can't wait until we can spend all our days like that.. minus the not feeling well. but i even can't wait to take care of each other when we're sick. i can't wait to stay up late snuggled up on the couch watching tv and eating ice cream.. going place together and arguing about directions but then just laughing about it afterward. everything we do is really going to be amazing. and it's not just something we hope is going to happen, we know it is. there's no doubt in either of our minds that it isn't. it's incredible.

ashleypwnz @ 2006-09-29T16:53:00

2006-09-29T21:07:03Z

umm things have been pretty good lately. despite the fact that i've had to worry a lot. but the worrying makes me appreciate the people a whole lot more.. not that i didn't appreciate them a fucking lot already lmao but you know what i mean. first was andy last weekend when i had no idea where he was and he ended up being in the ER lmao everything is fine now though. and now my mom. she had a mamogram last week and it came back bad, and the doctor who called her today said she had to have surgery asap.. so my mom called the actual lady who was going to do the surgery and she said it wasn't even that bad, they're just two tiny things that don't follow the pattern of tumors that are cancer. ugh i was so upset about it earlier, but i'm a lot better now. she'll still have to get surgery but probably not as soon. i didn't want it to interfere with the plans for next weekend.. WHICH IS WHEN ANDY IS COMING UP :D i'm so excited. if i didn't have that to look forward to then i'd probably be so much more upset than i already was today. but with how shitty i felt a couple weeks ago, and all the stuff that has gone on this past week, he's just what i need. i also get to see missy for the first time in a month and get to hang out with them and tim all together for the first time in like 3 months! woohoo! shaws hasn't been too bad lately.. except the incident with sandy where i told her it was none of her business why i was taking a whole weekend+a holiday off. ha whatever. so yeah that's my life lately. it'll get a lot more exciting now that i get to see andy once a month because his mom is finally over hating our relationship. AND CHRISTMAS IS IN LIKE 3 MONTHS! lmao i'm wayyyy excited for that! it'll be me and andy's first christmas together :) i'm gonna try and find a tiny christmas tree to put in my room for us and it'll be super super cute and we're gonna drink hot cocoa and open eachothers presents and hopefully it'll snow and lmao yeah i'm already so excited it's funny.

edit:
LMAO. I'M. SO. HAPPY.
1) missy came into shaws and surprised me! i didn't think she was coming home until next weekend but i guess she's coming home for both!
2) then her and tim came in and adam let me go on my break and i got to hang out with them in the break room for like 30 minutes! I WAS SERIOUSLY SO FUCKING HAPPY! i didn't realize how much i missed hanging out with them until tonight :) i can't even imagine how happy i'll be next sunday rofl.
3) i started my period. ROFL IK.. WHY THE HELL AM I HAPPY? now i won't have it next weekend. obv good for many reasons. monopoly bb ;*
lmao it decided to stop this morning wtf body :[
4) i get to buy tim's super nintendo from him!

ashleypwnz @ 2006-09-22T13:51:00

2006-09-22T18:03:02Z

fgaslkdasd october 8th needs to get here fasssttt lmfao i finally get to see andy again :D i'm srsly so excited obv.

things have just been so gay lately.. not with him, but just things here. just boring i guess. all i do is work.. that wouldn't be bad except shaws has gotten increasingly worse over the past few months. but now i actually have something, a couple things actually, to look forward to: i get to see andy to see andy, i also get to see missy and i'm already soooo excited for christmas lmfao. oh yeah, i'm getting a laptop soon. so that will be cool lmao.. except paying for it. but whatever, it's only 1,000.

rofl i actually got a raise at shaws. a whole 25 cents. so now i make 7.25/hr which is still shitty lmao :[

ashleypwnz @ 2006-08-17T20:00:00

2006-08-18T01:20:29Z

okay obv a huge update from tuesday/wednesday. basically.. i don't know why i'm even writing about it because no one will read it. but oh well.

getting up at 3:30am sucked ass. so i slept until 3:40 and it sucked about .01% less. but i quickly got passed the UGH GAY I'M REALLY FUCKING TIRED feeling and moved onto the OMFG I GET TO SEE ANDY IN LIKE 5 HOURS feeling. so i showered, straightened my hair, put on make up, got dressed. and i actually looked pretty good. so then i met up with missy at her house around 5:30 and we went to the train station. the train was pretty fun. it went through the most ghetto places ever with like unused factories with broken windows and grafiti and shit. lmfao at one point i was like "it's 6:20!" and missy was like "..in the morning??" i just stared blankly because i was actually trying to think if it was in the morning. we slept a little bit except i wasn't really sleeping because i was too excited. and then suddenly missy woke up and was like "IT SMELLS LIKE SHIIIIT!!!!!" and woke up this other guy. haha it was awesome.

k so then we finally got to boston and i was like "well idfk where andy is.." but then he was like RIGHT THERE and i was all ohay~~ lmfao so we like walked outside to see how much it was raining. but we decided against walking around boston because i was the only one who brought an umbrella + i had flip flops on and my pants are too long and like to get wet in the rain. SO.. we found 2 empty benches and sat there.. for three hours. despite the fact that i spent $44 to sit on a bench in boston for 3 hours and then leave, it was pretty fun. i don't even remember being bored at all. we just sat there and talked.. and since it's boston there's like a million people to make fun of. so pretty much the whole time was spent making fun of people that walked by. LMAO THERE WAS LIKE THIS WRESTLER THING IN A TIGHT PINK WRESTLERSUITHING.. omg that was funny. i tried to take a picture but failed at being fast enough. so then we got on the train, and it was fucking cold in there god.. but it's okay cuz i had andy to cuddle up with :] we just sat there the whole time, obv haha.. i watched him play his gameboy for a bit, but that got boring so i was all haykissypooplz~ lmfao and there was a little girl diagonal to us with her grandmother who kept staring at us like the whole time. so we'd be all haykissypoo~ and she'd be all haystaringpoo~ it was awkward for me cuz i could like SEE her staring at us out of the corner of my eye cuz i was facing that way. so yeah train ride was fun.

after we got back to portland we went to longhorn which was prty gud, dessert was awesome.. but all i really wanted from there was the fucking bread that they GIVE you before your meal. like how 99 gives you popcorn.. well longhorn gives you bread. then after we were done with everything i was like "we didn't get bread..."orsomething. with like this blank/retarded look on my face. i guess it was funny or something. so i was extremely dissapointed that we did not get bread. andy got fucking chicken that was hot and i could smell it and it made me want to go die.

then we went to the mall.. i wanted to go to claires to get some cute hair things from the little girls section. so obv i dragged andy in there with me.. but all the hair shit was like outrageously expensive so i decided to skip getting those. then andy was all I'M STARTING TO FEEL TOO GIRLY LETS GET OUT OF HERE.. so i was like OKAY FINE and we proceeded to leave.. but then he's all OH HOLD ON WHAT ARE THESE LOLOLOL and he's fucking standing there looking at lip gloss and chap stick. so then we tried to find a cvs because i wanted to get some new chapstick rly bad cuz i realized earlier that i ran out of my favorite kind. but then me and missy remembered that cvs isnt even at the mall anymore lmao. so we left..

PLAYGROUNNDDDD! lmfao i love the playground. even though i do nothing at the playground expect swing really, i fucking love it. idk haha. andy was like crazy insane on shit and was jumping over everything rofl i thought he was going to die. we too k a lot of super cute pictures together and then missy wanted to get gas and go to shaws so we did that. andy got to see where i have to fucking go every day and rot lmao.. then we had like an hour to kill before we saw pulse so we went to the shitty mall around here and went to the hallmark store and he got me THE CUTEST kangaroo that has a bb in its pouch. i saw it and was like AWWWWOMMGG. rofl. so then we went to toy works and played with all the toys and some girl who worked there was talking to me and missy about bringing animals into shaws lmao i really had no idea what i was talking about but i told her it was okay.. i mean, no one has ever told us you couldn't bring small animals in so i didn't see why not.

so after that we went to the movies lmao and when we were walking in there this guy kept looking over and was like "dfiosdaskdfsdf" lmfao i really have no idea what he was saying but then he kept looking at me and i was like wtfgtfo--> i think it was because andy said something about it smelling like burger king lmfao idfk. so then we were in line and i saw kelly, a girl i went to school with and she told us that pulse was scary but had a stupid ending, which was pretty much true lmao.. the movie was alright.. idk i didn't really like it much i guess. it was kind of boring with a few jumpy parts. i'm just glad they didnt show the preview for the grudge 2 lmfao i would have died and/or torn off andy's arm. me and andy behaved ourselves lmfao so basically i just sat there being bored. rofl it was funny cuz at the end the guy like put a virus on the server to kill the ghost things or whatever and everything turned off and i was like "i bet it's just going to come back on" and then it did. i win.

then we came here and i discovered that my dad bought me some red bull and i was like OMFG YESSSSS. and then andy and my dad chatted it up about baseball or some shit idk. then me and andy went outside and looked at the stars. they were crazy insane. there were soooo many.. it was cute to just stand outside in his arms looking at the stars lmao.. really, it was amazing. but then we went back inside and i gave him the spongebob boxers that i got him, and a cute picture frame with obv a picture of us in it and the ticket stub from out first date or whatever you want to call it and put '&forever' underneath the date on the ticket. yeah i know it sounds gay.. but i thought it was wicked cute and i just wanted to give him something that was more personal then just some piece of clothing.. something that would let him know i'm always there even if i'm not physically there. so i hope he got the same feeling out of it that i put into it. i don't know lmao.. so yeah we cuddled and kissed a lot obv. and yeahyeah stuff that your silly little eyes can't read. i kept falling asleep lmao even though i reallyreallyreally didn't want to. but i was so fucking tired.. i tried to make myself stay awake because i just wanted to talk to him and tell him i loved him but i couldn't like think AND keep my eyes open at the same time. so i just fell asleep for a bit and he kept waking me up with kisses and it was super cute. in the morning i felt like fucking shit. barely eating for 2 days + no sleep for 1 = no fun. i was really fucking dizzy basically and had a headache so i took a shower but just like stood there for 10 minutes until i felt better then showered lmao. after that i felt pretty okay though and didn't really fall asleep anymore. eventually we decided to listen to the mix and we cried and stuff and talked about what's going to happen because he'll be in school + job so we wont see eachother as much. i felt really fucking bad because he wanted me to like, prove that i meant forever. i can't just prove that. i don't know.. there's nothing i could say that would ever begin to explain how much i love him and how excited i am to spend my life with him. but like, i don't really think it will be that much harder when he's in school + has a job. i mean.. when we first started talking i was in school + worked at night too.. and we still talked a lot. and we can see eachother during school vacations. so it wont be as bad as i think he thought it would be.

LMAO OKAYOKAYOAKY FUNNY STORY THOUGH..
so you know, we were just chillin, doing things which MIGHT JUST involve me being under the blanket.. or something. i mean, obviously i was just painting my nails. but so then my mom knocks on the door and says my name, so i'm like 0S9D8FASIUDOJKLSDF and try to get out from under the blanket, because how awkward would being caught painting my nails under the blanket be? pretty awkward, i know. but i failed at getting out. luckily she didn't come in.. but i got out anyways. BUT THEN.. my fucking mom and sister just COME IN without knocking. and so my sister brings in a tray of "food" which consisted of 2 code reds which were surrounded by grilled cheese, and SOMETHING in bowls. lmfao i just laid there under the blanket and was like "uhhhhh..." i couldn't exactly get up or anything seeing as i had nail polish all over my body. well that could be taken in a way that it shouldn't be so i'll just say it, my shirt was down. painting my nails gets me going i can't help it. lmfao so yeah they leave and we're just staring at it laughing and andy was like "is that... oatmeal???" LMFAO it was like the funniest thing ever omfg.. but like when retelling it, we wondered WHY it was so funny. i just thought it was funny because i thought about if my mom hadn't of knocked before and they walked in while i was.. yeah. that would NOT have been good. but they didn't see anything so it was alright to laugh about.

lmfao so after that we got some real food except longhorn(i almost called it longstar.. i get lonestar and longhorn mixed up :\) isnt as good reheated so i fed my sister andys left overs and threw away half of mine. after that we took some more cute pictures outside and my sister was stalking us lmfao then we came inside and she tried throwing worms at us. she is the devil i swear.

then he had to leave. lmao it wasn't as sad this time.. i'm not really sure why.. it just wasn't. i think maybe because last time we were just like really sad the whole next day because he had to leave, but this time we just made the best out of the time we had and had a lot of fun and fucking laughed a lot at a bunch of nothing. even though we don't exactly live close to eachother, we're extremely lucky to have what we have. so really i try not to get really sad about missing him or having to leave him. i know he's always going to be there. he's always going to be mine.. this wasn't the last time i'll ever get to see him. eventually we'll see eachother every day. each time i see him it changes how i feel about him, in a good way of course, but i don't know it's just really hard to explain. we're just.. even better than we were before. i feel closer to him or something.. even though it seemed like we were already emotionally as close as we could possibly be. it's really amazing to look at where we started and to see what we've become already after 4 months.. and then to imagine how amazing the future is going to be for the two of us. sometimes it's hard to believe that something this amazing is happening to me, but then days like tuesday and wednesday make me realize that it's real. he's really mine, and we're really going to be together forever.

we're amazing & we know it.

ashleypwnz @ 2006-06-04T15:35:00

2006-06-04T19:36:39Z

[The Basics]
Full name: ashley yourface
Date of birth: 6/5/88 O MAN TOMORROW
Gender: GIRLIO
Location: maiiinenneneeee
Ethnicity: ghost
Zodiac sign: geminiiii
Reason for taking survey: BECAUSE I CAN

[Going Deeper]
If any, name any phobias you have: WHALES
If you could come from any country that wasn't your own, what would it be: austraila
Do you drink: occasionally
Do you smoke: ew no
If so, when did you start smoking: never
If any, what drugs have you done: doesntmatter.
Name every country that your Internet friends originate from or live in: america, canada, australia
Now do the same for your family: uhh everywhere
Are you a junk food person or a healthy eater: not really either
Living arrangements: parents
Name any pets you have: MY SEXY CAT AARON. and another old cat. and a dog.
Siblings: brotherandsisterew
Do you like your school: no
What is your favourite class: none anymore
What is your least favourite: fdgdfgdfg
What genre of movie do you prefer: anything really. but mostly comedy, or sad, or cartoon
What movies from that genre do you like the most: 50 first dates, the notebook, and the lion king
Are you a gamer: IF YOURE TALKING ABOUT MARIO THEN YESSIR
If so, what games do you play: super mario plzplzplz
What music genre do you listen to the most: RAP PLZ hahaha
Name some bands/artists you like: bubba sparxxx, ying yang twins, ashley parker angellll, cartel, angels & airwaves, mindless self indulgence.. yeah pretty random.
If you could eliminate the existence of one band/artist, which one would you choose:
HMMMMMM HILARY DUFF
Are you into self categorization? If so, what would you call yourself: duh i'm so gangster plz

[Favourites]
Time of the year: summerrrr
Friend: alishaaa
Family member: my mom
Animal: KANGAROOOOSSS
Sweet food: oreos w/ peanut butter!
Savoury food: idk
Spicy food: TACOS?!
Country: all of them
Colour: piiinnkkk.
Sitcom: none
Cartoon: spongebob!
TV channel: nickelodeon
Pastime: talking to andypantz
Drug: none
Fictional book: i dont
Non-fictional book: read
Romance movie: THE NOTEBOOK DUH
Sci-fi movie: the chronicles of riddick.. hahaomfgstfu yeah i like that movie only for one reason.
Action movie: xxx.. NOT PORN. and for the same reason i like the chronicles of riddick..
Historical drama movie: eh? fuck histortical shit
Horror movie: the grudge probably.. or the ring
Music genre: rap
Artists from that genre: bubba sparxxx, ying yang twins, chris brown, chamillioniare.. yeah idk
Porno: uhhhahaha none plz
Anime: homooooo
Magazine: cosmo, duh.
Games console: super nintendo
Website: myspace
Swear word: ALL OF THEM
Ice-cream flavour: vanilla
Clothing brand, if any: old navy
Store: old navy, ae, target
Place to relax: my bed
Place to shop: target
Place to party: my pants

[Beliefs & Opinions]
What is your opinion on...
The War on Terror: i dont care anymore.
Abortion: if you're against it just don't get one my god.
The Illuminati: wtf is that
Capital Punishment: idc
Music/Movie Piracy: i do it so yeah
Satanism: sure
Communism: duh i am a communist
Child Abuse: who the hell is for that?
Rape: GO RAPIST!!!
Taxes: are gay
Christmas: is so fuckn sick
Third World Debt: idfc
Smoking: eww
The Iraq War & Saddam Hussein: idccc
Censorship: i censor your mom
National Socialism: i like pie
Libertarianism: apple pie is better
Republicans: i also love red bull
Democrats: it gives me wings
Outsourcing: idk what that is lmao
White Pride: whatever
White Power (they're different, y'know): i support the kkk.
Racism in general: mmmm racism
Feminism: jesus christ i hate girls srsly
People who use their cell phones during movies: idfk
Gay Marriage: stupid fgts idfc
Nuclear warfare: hahah siiiick
Animal Testing: sometimes i paint my cats toesies

Do you believe in...
God: if youre talking about alisha, then yes i believe in her.
A counter-god, or devil: andy is pretty much the devil
Reincarnation: im going to turn into a kangaro
The Soul: i steal peoples souls
Evolution: i guess
Angels: well duh i am one ;*
Karma: well it happens.

Do you celebrate Christmas: wtfyes
How do you celebrate your birthday: spend money.duh.
What is your religion: i worshop myself.
Does your family have any special customs: no not really
Have you ever converted from another religion or atheism: no.. i just have never been religious at all
Are you a vegetarian: somedays

[For the Older Kids, Sex!]
Are you a virgin: no
If applicable, did you like your first time: not really
Ever given head: uhh yeah this is awkward.
Ever recieved head: clearly since i have a huge penis
Ever done anal: fuck that
Does S&M appeal to you: apparently it does to greg.
Do you watch pornography: ive only seen the paris hilton thing.
How often do you masturbate: ahaha i dont
Ever had sex whilst drunk: nope
Do you regret any sexual incidents that occurred on your part: ohyes
Do you consider yourself sexually attractive: notreallyidfk
Favourite sexual position: lmaoshutup
Tell us about any of your personal beliefs regarding sex: whatever just dont be a slut and have 23904234 kids that all have aids because you're gross.

[Your Love Life]
Are you in a relationship right now: basically
Describe your current, or most recent relationship: madly in looove
Are you, or have you ever been in love: yes
What's your sexual orientation: str8. lmao fuckin bi people i hate them.
Are you, or do you plan on getting married: i want to eventually
Do you believe in soul-mates: i guess
Do you think long-distance love is possible: yes
Could you see yourself being unfaithful: neverrrreveverr
What do you notice about the opposite sex first: eyes, hair, shoes, cheeks hahsahdsd
Biggest turn-ons: sense of humor
Biggest turn-offs: borinnngg
Taller or shorter than you: hahaha taller
Ever broken someone's heart: probably
Has someone ever broken yours: yeah
Do/would you have children: fuck that
Any relationship beliefs (such as Gorean philosophy, etc): uhno i guess not.

[Your Bad Side]
Do you steal, or have you stolen: i think i accidently took a sippy cup from walmart when i was like 7.. but i totally didnt realize it and felt really bad after.
If so, was it from a store or a person you know: sdfsdg
Have you been intimate with someone else's significant other: uhh. lmao.. yeah..
Do you take advantage of other peoples' kindness: no
Have you lied to your parents: yes
Do you get jealous easily: no
Do you have a bad temper: no
Have you ever made someone cry: yes
Ever physically hurt someone: no
Do you consider yourself racist: some people think i am. but no i am not.
Must you always seek vengeance: no

[This or That]
Alcohol or Marijuanna: alcohol
Coca-Cola or Pepsi: coke
A quiet evening at home or a wild night out: depends who its with
Extreme intelligence or unbelievable beauty: inbetween
A permanent, stable relationship or an insane sex life: relationship
Christmas without gifts, or Christmas without everything else: i want my damn gifts
Rock or Rap: rap
The ability to fly or the ability to be invisible: fllyyy.. so i could go see andy :)
Hearing or seeing: seeing
Depression or anxiety: anxiety
Immortality without the ability to die, or mortality: i wouldnt want to stay old forever
Death by freezing, or burning: burniing would be such a sick way of dying
Death by suffocation or being stabbed: AW SHIT NIG I WANNA BE STABBED THATS SO GANGSTER
Lots of acquaintances or a few close friends: few close friends
To be a singer or an actor/actress: actress
Eternal day or eternal night: hmm.. night.
X-Ray vision or psychic abilities: X RAY VISION LOLOL
Sweet or savoury: sweet
To never sleep or to never eat: eat
To eat as much as you want or to sleep as much as you want: sleep
World domination or infinite knowledge of all things: knowledge
Britney Spears or Christina Aquilera: Britney
Bush or Kerry: idfc thats so over with lmao god
To enslave or to be enslaved: WELL WHOS SLAVE DO I GET TO BE?! plz say bubba sparxxx so he can rap for me.
To resort to cannibalism or to die: uhh die.

[The Last]
Person you talked to: andy
Person you argued with: andy about who loves eacother moreee
Person you hugged: erica or tim.. idk
Person you kissed: haha. tom.
Person you texted: no one
Phonecall: andy
Thing you ate: chipz
Thing you drank: red bull
Time you showered: yesterday lmao i probably should today
Time you told someone you loved them: on the phone with andy
Time someone said they loved you: uh same time.
Time you laughed: i always laug
Time you vomited: a few months ago
Paycheck: wednesday
Time you had sex: haha 6 months. whatever i dont care.
TV show you watched: i dont remember
Song you listened to: something by underoath idk
Movie you watched: 50 first dates
Dream you had: idkkk
Time you got drunk: sunday
Party you went to: never really to a BIG one
Item of clothing you bought: clothes at old navy
Person you would sleep with: what kind of SLEEP are we talking about here?

[Have You Ever Been Called]
Bitch:
Bastard:
Beautiful:
Talented:
A waste of space:
Liar:
Geek:
Nerd:
Loser:
Peculiar:
Intelligent:
Skinny:
Fat:
Pretty:
Preppy:
Goth:
Emo
Grunger:
Fiend:
Innovative:
Weirdo:
Stupid:
Retarded:
Annoying:
Freak:
Brat:
Minger:
Cute:
Interesting:
Boring:
Slut:
Whore:
Whoreface:
Skank:
Asshole:
Shitface:
Ugly:
Disgusting:
Shithead:
Cock:
Tit:
Twat:
IM GOING TO SAY ALL OF THOSE ARE A YES BECAUSE IVE PROBABLY BEEN CALLED ALL OF THEM.

[Totally Random]
Tell us the first thing you'd do with a million dollars: buy andy
Why is the sky blue: because the sun makes the dark part of outerspace light blue instead of dark!! haha idfk.
Do you consider yourself to be romantic: yes
What's the best thing somebody has ever said about you: anything andy says to me.
What do you think of P.E.T.A: theyre pretty gay
What do you think of South Park: funnyy
Is religious fundamentalism a good idea: anything religious is gay.
Do you like candles: theyre cool until i burn myself
Do you think emo people are idiots: haha pretty much
Do you think goths are idiots: duuddee theyre scary haha
Do you think people who take ridiculously long surveys are idiots: YEP
Do you believe men and women are truly equal: sure
Do you read books very much: fuckthat
Do people consider you to be a bookworm: NOPE
Describe your mother: amazing.
What's one thing you would change about your body: nothing
Would you kill one child to save the lives of 1000 children: i wouldnt personally kill anyone.
What one thing would a person have to do to deserve death: killing another person..
The most romantic thing somebody's ever done for you: greg did something really cute. but it really means nothing anymore. and andy can't really DO anything romantic yet. so i guess nothing.
Do you use IRC: idfk
Do you use bittorrent: idfk
What P2P programs do you use: i just steal my music from people over aim
Have you ever skydived: no
List three things you want to do before you die: fall even more in love with andy and be with him forever. never be a grumpy unhappy middle aged woman. meet a kangaroo.
The world ends and you can only save three people and yourself. Who would you save:
my mom, andy, and alisha can hide in missys pants so i can save them both.
If you could kick anyone's ass, who would it be: no one
If you could sleep with anyone in the world, who would it be: uh andy... lmao.
Are you bored of this survey yet: im tired.
What is the meaning of life: to play with unicorns.

f/o ctba

2006-04-28T19:56:21Z

If I had my own world
I'd build you an empire
From here to the far lands
To spread love like violence